Let’s call this flu what it is and give credit where credit is due.
This outbreak is due to the negligence of Janet Napolitano and, hence, I am urging all to call this particular outbreak & strain of the flu the:
Swine Napolitano Flu
Sadly, we were unable to avoid Napolitano’s re-election as Governor for Arizona. Even more sadly, we were unable to avoid her appointment to higher ineptitude as the very obviously incompetent Secretary of Homeland Security.
Janet’s appointment to this position informs US of the sad shape of our country and the lack of leadership. Were it not for that singular fact, Janet’s continued presence in public office would be a complete disgrace.