Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Victoria Jackson: “There’s A Communist Living in the White House!!”

Saturday, June 19th, 2010

Hey, Victoria, Obama ain’t the first commie in the White House.  Hitler was noted for trying to warn the American People of the same thing.  Only that commie’s name was

Franklin Delano Roosevelt!

‘Obama One’ Flies Low over Texas

Saturday, September 12th, 2009

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I JUST GOT THIS AND FELT THE NEED TO SHARE THE BELLY LAUGHS, AND I AM STILL LAUGHING.  THAT IN ITSELF IS A SAD TESTAMENT TO THE STATE OF MIND OF OVER HALF OF OUR COUNTRIES FELLOW AMERICAN CITIZENS.  BUT THE SENSE OF LIBERAL/PROGRESSIVE/COMMUNIST/SOCIALIST THREAT IS PARAMOUNT.  HOPEFULLY THE 2010 ELECTIONS WILL CURE MOST OF THE ISSUES.
 
MY ONLY QUESTION IS:  I WOULD HAVE EXPECTED MUCH BETTER ACCURACY FROM TEXANS !  I WONDER WHICH STATE WOULD BE MORE EFFECTIVE?  THE SHIP KIND OF REMIND ME OF THE LONE GOOSE OR DUCK THAT KEEPS FLYING UP AND DOWN THE FIRING LINE AND ALL THE HUNTERS EMPTY THEIR SHELL BOXES.
ENJOY,  db
Thanks “db”
Note:  There is no “Air Force One”
Only “Obama One”

What Have We Done?

Saturday, September 12th, 2009

Video comments on the effects of electing Barack upon Welfare:

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Enjoy.

It’s humorously funny!

Newly Appointed Survey Czar

Saturday, September 12th, 2009

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2008 Best Quote from Florida Sheriff Grady Judd

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

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POLK COUNTY FLORIDA “HONEST” SHERIFF GRADY JUDD 
 
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An illegal alien in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop “executed” the deputy who stopped him.

 

The sheriff’s deputy was shot eight (8) times including behind his right ear at close range.  The illegal alien shot and wounded a second sheriff’s deputy and killed a police dog.

 

A state-wide manhunt ensued.

 

The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area.  After he shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire hitting the illegal alien who murdered the sheriff’s deputy 68 times.

 

Naturally, the “illiberal” media went ballistic and demanded to know why the SWAT team shot the poor “undocumented immigrant” 68 times.

 

Sheriff Grady Judd answered the Orlando Sentinel honestly:

 

“Because that’s all the ammunition we had.”

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:-) Maybe we ought to send them more ammunition. :-)

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* Via the north country.

small change on obama

Monday, August 10th, 2009

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Coutesy of the North Country

Arizona Board of Psychologist Examiners

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

You’ve got to love Southern wisdom and their knack for understanding and handling matters:

Just because I’m not laying eggs

Doesn’t mean I’m not a hen.

Gimme sum time an’ I’ll lay an egg fer ya.

To quote a good friend’s response to the matter.

New Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream Flavor

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

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In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor; “Barocky Road.”

 

Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes.

 

The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient.  The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow. 

 

The cost is $100.00 per scoop.

 

When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you.

 

You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream.

 

Are you stimulated?

 

 

Daily Humor

Sunday, May 24th, 2009

And now, a message from my dog:

I SNORT CRACK

I SNORT CRACK

Humor of the Day

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009

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